The scene: Hubs is sitting on the sofa eating mini-marshmallows. Yeah, he does stuff like this all the time. Big girl enters and walks up to him hopefully.
Hubs: Hi Big Girl! Would you like for Daddy to share with you? Would you like some marshmallows? I can hook you up!
Big Girl: Yes, Daddy!
Hubs: Here you go, Big Girl! (hands her a few marshmallows)
Big Girl: Mmmm. Nummy!
Hubs: Hey, you like those, don'tcha! Who hooked you up, Big Girl! Who's the best?
Big Girl: ME!
Hubs: (delayed reaction) ... (big laugh)
That's my girl! Always modest!