We should own stock in Kleenex

These kids use up their body weight in Kleenex every week. I constantly find myself wiping noses and reminding them not to use their sleeves. And then there's the joy of finding a gross of Kleenex spread out all over a room after a spontanous naughty Kleenex-pulling party. I could go hoarse telling them not to play with the Kleenex, but then I'd just be a hoarse woman cleaning up after a Kleenex party.